Kombustionman

I had a lot of fun typing in answers to the questions about my account that is publicly shown.

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Someone stole my Microsoft Office

I will make you Pay

You have my Word

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My mom called me Immature,

So I told her to get out of my Fort

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I made up a new word,

Plagiarism.

I thought of that one myself

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What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn't matter, it can't come when you call it

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Where do you find a dog with no legs?

Right where you left it

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Parallel lines have so much in common,

It's a shame they will never meet.

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Women only call my Ugly until they find out how rich I am.

Than they call me Ugly and Poor.

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Did you know Diarrhea is genetic?

It runs in your jeans

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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work

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Someone stole my Mood Ring,

I'm not sure on how I feel about that